Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Fucking Fruit

I was eating an apple in my parents kitchen when I finally saw that the apple was truly all my oppressors manifested into one entity.

Why an apple you ask? Because an apple stole Adam's rib and lit the fuck up out of Newton.

1 comment:

Dan Murphy said...

I'm allergic to most fruit. I still eat them thought because they taste and are good for you, it's just that they make my throat itch.