Dead Language

I once actually met a woman face to face.

Nona mastoid.

Enough said.

Numbers 2:12

Men eat popcorn like that. Women eat popcorn like this. I once stuck an ear of maize up a vagina and made cuntcorn.

Fecal Matters

The last time I expelled feces in my pants I was at a nice luncheon with an older lady sitting next to me. I turned to her and said, "looks like I'm the one who should be wearing depends and wished that my children and grandchildren would come visit more often."

Sadly Barbara nor any of the other Bush family members found it as funny.