Hagakure

An old samurai man once told me that the tightest you go is the worst marriage.

I should have trusted him, cause the tighest hole I knew was Yamamoto Tsunetomo and he went all seppuku on me.

The Ted Kennedy Rule

Right now I am at home after going to a bar that sells very cheap pitchers of beer that is served to us by a waitress who knows my group of friends quite well. We don't have to show IDs and she automatically brings over the beer to us when we walk in.

But this post is not about that. This post is about the fact that I am drinking a fine smoked whiskey right now that a fellow left at my house. And that I am playing "Grandia" an RPG originally released for the first Playstation. Also, I'm listening to STS9.

So to sum up, never have a threesome with a blonde and a redhead. Shit won't balance out, trust me.

Junge Jim's

Plantains. Every fucking tropical restaurant offers them as if they are a delicacy.

A plantain is a fucking banana that lives in the clitoris of the Caribbeans.