Kurt Cobain: Why he did it

After I got done brushing my teeth this morning, 2 pm because that is when I wake, I was taking a drink of water from the cup in my bathroom. This cup is about the size of a highball glass, just to give you an idea. But at the concave bottom of the cup my two eyes were reflected just right to form one eye on my forehead area, which I naturally assumed to be my jjanacaksu meaning I've finally reached enlightenment and Nirvana after years of patience and steadfast belief in the teachings of Buddha.

Looking into the normal mirror I was shown that my thoughts were not correct, and thus I've decided to become a dick to everyone and never trust bathroom glasses again.

Tim Leary

When I kick my toe on a couch I often ask, "Why Jesus, why?". Most of the time he replies with, "Why not?" It is now that I question my Jewish faith.

If Jesus is such a dick, how can't he be real?

Judas before the offer

Every time I look at the carpet I'm afraid she has a message, like a vagina. Except she's not pink and I don't have to pay for it.

Jerry Falwell? Not bad.

It isn't so much that the angels were tiptoeing on the rooftops as much as they were dancing on the awnings. They were much closer and moving in a much more violent beautiful way.

21st Century Jesus

I want the fucking cheese to stop.

I'm not you friend, I'm the famous band member, I'm not your family member, I'm not anything.

Just enjoy.

Someday, we'll know that the best art might come from John shitting on the Bus Station's Light.