Woody Allen

Hats. Fucking hats. It is a bunch of dick ass guys who love to wear condoms who wear hats.

They say, "I'm not happy with my dick being wrapped up, so I'll shelter my other head".

To be an artichoke in spinach dip.

So I was shaving Brown Crown One's Lion Mane the other day and Mrs. Mustache On or Off said, "I don't want the leader of my pride to be completely bald."

*Side note-she was reading Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's Sherlock Holmes tale "The Adventure of the Lion's Mane", and I knew so.

I shot back with the retort, "My pride shall stand taller in this vague and nebulous shrubbery."

Then we were thoroughly in a state of mirth.