Amy Poehler at the bank

I went to the bank today, a Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation backed bank (yeah I've got that kind of money), to deposit a few rent checks from my housemates. The female clerk asked me for my ID, to show that I was really Mr. Mustache On or Off, and replied with "Let me see your ID." She then proceeded to menstruate all over an important piece of legislation. It was only then that I recognized my clerk as H. R. Clinton.

A finishing sentence that has www

The course I was playing on was riddle with Xzibit. I granted him an audience but rest of my trip was still coarse. I thought my ride had been pimped but fuck my kneecap I was wrong.

Wrong as Woodrow Wilson.

Basketball player gives endorsement. George Washington bricks three.

Greg Oden is going to vote for Obama! Fuck my face.