A random iTunes song is the same as saying I want a random person to make love to me. In the old days I could lie on the most satin bed and hope for Bea Arthur to ride my dick for hours, but if Dean Martin starts fucking my ass and I could do nothing until I expelled seminal fluid. But these days, once I see Dean with that look in his eyes I move over to Frank, and he reams the fuck out of me.
Napster? For hits?
Showing posts with label sealab 2021. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sealab 2021. Show all posts
Friday, August 1, 2008
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Longevity
People often ask me how I'm able to live so long, given my self-destructive lifestyle and my proclivity to making enemies. I live by three simple rules, follow these rules and you'll live a full long life like Honey Brown himself.
1. Never sit with your back to a door, that is the easiest way to get a poisonous dart in the neck. As learnt from Sealab 2021.
2. Never invite a vampire in, doing so will render you powerless. As learnt from The Lost Boys.
3. Don't be black. As learnt from many many horror, sci-fi, war, romantic-comedy, and silent movies.
1. Never sit with your back to a door, that is the easiest way to get a poisonous dart in the neck. As learnt from Sealab 2021.
2. Never invite a vampire in, doing so will render you powerless. As learnt from The Lost Boys.
3. Don't be black. As learnt from many many horror, sci-fi, war, romantic-comedy, and silent movies.
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