Chicken Kiev

"How many people shot a gun today", you might ask? And I might answer, "too many". But I'm not a stuck up left wing asshole. But too many guns were shot today, so stop buying salt peter, dicks.

Lemurs are bad murderers

If I were to kill someone I don't think I'd let a lemur be involved. They just don't seem trustworthy, Plus the whole lack of opposable thumbs, he just couldn't handle the gun work I'd need him to do.