David Ogilvy. Wiki

I want to initiate an initiative to ban advertisements from saying the phrase "_blank_ isn't the only thing. It is the only thing." I saw a movie, a cleaning product, and a period reducing hormone use that phrase in their commercial today. Come up with something original, like "Plug your ears, this movie will be loud. Plug your drains, this will clean your tub and shit. Plug your vagina."

There, I covered all three items in ease.

Flooring

I was watching television and a commercial came on for Empire Carpet. A woman says, "I only paid for this much carpet," and she gesture to a small amount. She then said, "But I got this much carpet," motioning to her entire room carpeted from wall to wall. I wish could say that about the prostitute I had last night.