Sunday, April 6, 2008

Fellini's "8 1/2"

My second biggest fear in life behind Rachel Ray is that someday I'll be performing cunnilingus and a crab or perhaps multiple crabs will jump from their house above beaver lodge and take up residence in my stache.

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Rosemary Clooney

Mustache On or Off once had a hemroid, but he popped it and it became Spiro Agnew.


Mustache On or Off loves to stand in the middle of a large group of friends and yell, "Oh Shit!!!!!!!".

Yeah, not that funny, but all my friends know I run the midwest egyptian mafia; so they assume that a hit is on me and they dive for cover. I love to see their faces after they come up for air. Pure Fatty Arbuckle.