Wednesday, March 18, 2009

I'm not that much. I don't think I'll leave an impression. Love.

Torches together hand in hand

Last night I had many crazy dreams. One such dream I was a stand up comedian. I started the joke off talking about bees. I spoke of how when the stinger goes in a person and the drone loses their ass and still pumps in the crazy bee shit they pump.

The punchline of my joke was about how if you imagine a guy fucking a woman and when he is about to obtain an orgasm he detached his penis and balls and a bit of flesh from the crotch area and it still was pumping.

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Hazzuh, yeah fuck that guy.

My nipples can't nurse a child. But my spleen can fuck a czech.