I fear that a coup d’état within the biological order of Primates is soon upon us. Our place at the top is not secure by any means. Four reasons why I believe that rest of the primates can easily take us out
1. They are stronger than us.
2. Holy shit.
3. They are comfortable simply smoking a cigar and wearing a diaper. That sort of self-esteem is invaluable when it comes to a struggle for earth domination.
4. PETA is going to Bendict Arnold us for sure, and you can't fuck with dem PETAns.