Last night I was in the local shop looking to purchase beer. I asked someone working there where I could find some King Cobra. He replied, "We don't have that swill here."
I was appalled that such a meaningless and ugly human being would dare such effrontery towards someone of my blazing good looks and social standing. If Pope John Paul II was still on Earth he would never allow something like this to happen, but it happens that him and David Icke were taken away for getting too close to uncovering the truth behind the reptilian humanoid bloodline that is secretly controlling the world. Look it up, it is all true.