Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Flooring

I was watching television and a commercial came on for Empire Carpet. A woman says, "I only paid for this much carpet," and she gesture to a small amount. She then said, "But I got this much carpet," motioning to her entire room carpeted from wall to wall. I wish could say that about the prostitute I had last night.

1 comment:

Dan Murphy said...

carpet commercials are annoying especially when they're obviously marketing their underground prostitution ring with carpet as a metaphor.