I remember a time, about 7 years ago, when I was not capable of jumping a hat. I put the hat on my head. A guy then jumped over me. He stuck his penis in my armpit, a bit of axiphilia.
Since that time I can't eat toast. The word 'toast' sounds so danish.
Penis. Condom. Hat.
That means practice safe sex kiddos. I don't fuck preggos.
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