Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Mustache's Recipe #1

I like lentils.

- I hate the way they look.
- I hate the way you have to cook them.
- I hate the way you have to rinse and sort them.
- I hate thinking of pocket lent whilst eating them.
- I hate the taste of them plain.
- I hate the bags they come in and how they talk down to me.
- I hate the name lentil.
- I love how lentils taste with vanilla yogurt.
- I hate Rachel Ray.
- I hate the color green on bags of lentil.
- I hate that you are proud of your child who can push a shopping cart, push it straight into my ankle.
- I hate.

I like lentils with sauteed onions, green peppers and minced garlic.

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