Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Shits and amputations

Every now and then you see articles talking about someone finding some sort of finger or other body part in a can of food or something of the sort. Yesterday I read about an old man finding part of a finger in a can of tune and I just thought, what a waste of a finger and a meal for an old man. That god damn fish is always ruining the meals of the elderly, just like a lack of prune juice ruins the shits of the elderly.

Fuck tuna, fuck yeah prunes.

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