Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Bibliophilia

I'm going to start collecting books. Not so I can read them, but so when the inevitable book burning begins, I'll be damn sure to have the biggest fire on the block. This is what you get for sleeping with Mrs. Mustache-On-or-Off, Johanson. Your kids will think you are not a man when they check out the size of my raging pillar of fire.

1 comment:

Daniel said...

we should burn all dictionaries so that the human race eventually evolves back to the communication level of neanderthals.