It ain't the club kid era

There was once a girl I really liked and she asked me back to here place. After a glass of wine I excused myself to the bathroom and found some hairspray. I immediately pulled my few remaining pubes out and sprayed them straight.

I went back to room and dropped my pants and said, "I'm so horny that not only is Brown Crown One erect but also my pubic hair is hard as a throbbing cock.



Later that night, I paid for a hooker.

That hooker later turned out to be a post office drop box. I lost 50 bucks and only ejaculated twice.