There was once a girl I really liked and she asked me back to here place. After a glass of wine I excused myself to the bathroom and found some hairspray. I immediately pulled my few remaining pubes out and sprayed them straight.
I went back to room and dropped my pants and said, "I'm so horny that not only is Brown Crown One erect but also my pubic hair is hard as a throbbing cock.
Later that night, I paid for a hooker.
That hooker later turned out to be a post office drop box. I lost 50 bucks and only ejaculated twice.
Friday, February 27, 2009
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what a tease bitch. she brings you back there, liquors you up, then sends you to the brothel next door?
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