Forefathers

Whenever I look at a pair of scissors my mind immediately runs to the treaty of Versailles. Then I go straight to the thought process of hating double "L" sounding not like a double el sound.

Pear Juice

If I were to release a tape of my greatest hits of whatever it would definitely have to be "Mustahce On or Off's Greatest Eating of Pears". I think the world would enjoy that, I can eat a mean pear. Also, when I lick the pear juice off of my stache girls automatically obtain an orgasm.