Pear Juice

If I were to release a tape of my greatest hits of whatever it would definitely have to be "Mustahce On or Off's Greatest Eating of Pears". I think the world would enjoy that, I can eat a mean pear. Also, when I lick the pear juice off of my stache girls automatically obtain an orgasm.

Christmas

The only thing I got for Christmas was a dildo up my ass. Granted my list looked like this
1. No dildo up my ass
2. Dildo up my ass
3. An eye popping orgasm
And I never get what I really want.