Showing posts with label apple. Show all posts
Showing posts with label apple. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

"Beast Wars" if the animals were Slovakian

Oranges don't talk shit to apples. Because they are always the underdog. You constantly hear APPLES vs. organges. Apples are always give first billing.

I prefer mangos.

Sunday, January 6, 2008

Arousing Thoughts

Is it just me or does the flapping of an overweight seventy year old man's flaccid jowls really get you hard in the loincloth area?