That look, to the left, no lazy eye left

I recently retreated to a local coffee shop and asked the barista for a straight black coffee. He obliged and then I saw a girl who was going to town on some pudding, and she was also quaintly cute. I've nine ball racked my brain and I believe she was eating some sort of vanilla pudding it was the creamy swollen white of a friend's hot mother's thighs crossing as she served you lemonade after a hot afternoon of croquet.

So kids, don't fuck goats, the hair on their chin is scratchy on your scrotum and it is illegal in most states.