High Finances

I've decided that this week I'm getting all of my money out of the banks and investments and going to Chuck E. Cheese and convert my savings into tokens. I believe that the Chuck E. Cheese token is more secure than the American dollar. Plus, let's say that the communist take over, people with money in the banks will probably be fucked, but we all know that nobody would destroy Chuck E. Cheese, so my tokens will still be good and I can play some skeeball while you all eat potatoes all day.