Hagakure

An old samurai man once told me that the tightest you go is the worst marriage.

I should have trusted him, cause the tighest hole I knew was Yamamoto Tsunetomo and he went all seppuku on me.

Bobby and lights

God damn, I have a cock; you have a cock or a vagina, or some odd combination of the two.

Want to meet for cocktails?

Many say no. So let's meet for wieners and tacos.

Forefathers

Whenever I look at a pair of scissors my mind immediately runs to the treaty of Versailles. Then I go straight to the thought process of hating double "L" sounding not like a double el sound.

Providing common STD's

I don't want to blame my neighbors for herpes, but come on, they are whores. And they let me fuck their asses on day naught.

Change

I finally got my HDD fixed. So, I might start posting new posts soon. I'm not sure of the demand for my thoughts. I think it is rather small and contrite. But if 3 people ask me to continue I shall. And if not, then I might still just ramble on.


New post.

My last high school zoo visit was with a girlfriend of mine. All was going great until we saw the beautiful creature that was the polar bear. He as swimming in a very exact pattern. At first I though it was because of my girl's menstruation and the bear smelling it. But it turned out that it was my bag of Brother Laurent that drove the beast crazy.

Just goes to show you that the velvet tunnel isn't to blame for everything.

Georgistan is not a good person

I hate the Atlanta Braves and everyone who ever played for them.  But hearing that Greg Maddux retired I had a variety of emotions.  

He was by far the best pure pitcher that I grew up watching.  Forget Randy and Roger, they had power but not the feel Greg did.  And compared to Gregory's fellow pitching staff, Tom Glavine and John Smolts, I know that Maddux is much better, also saying that both Tom and John are very very solid Hall of Fame candidates.  But, I hate Greg for everything he did to my Reds.  And knowing that, I assume there will be one baseball writer who doesn't vote for him on his first ballot.  So we'll continue the tradition of no unanimous baseball hall of famers.  No Ruth, no Aaron, no Mays, no Christ.  Which is fucked the prostate fucked up.  There should have been some guy in the past, and there wasn't, but we should punish the current guys.

Herbert Hoover kind of fucked up

I think Steve Buscemi got his right cheek vacuum fucked/sucked by David Oreck.

But he is still an oddly attractive man.  It must be his teeth.